Immunity Challenge 11: Breakroom

[Carl]

This is where Carl is going to tear shit up! 

bye bye andrea! 

[Carl]

2. Write a short story about your characters life before the apocalypse. Must be at least 300 words.

Carl lives what he thought was a normal life. He was your average teen, living in the world, trying to figure out how place. He had a mom, he had a dad, they had a nice little family. He didn’t really have to listen to his mom because well, she was never around and dad was always working. His mother was talking to every other guy in town.... and his father was sheriff and was protecting the same guys that his mother was sleeping with. How ironic? Carl did the normal every day things that kids do. He rode his bike, he played cops and robbers with the neighborhood kids and went swimming at the local pool. He also mowed the lawn of his neighbor but he didn’t do it for cash. He did it for PUDDING. Carl was a huge fan of pudding. Carl would always get in trouble for running off and eating his secret stash of pudding but his mom didn’t know because she was too busy running off to meet up with random men in the town. Then one day his world got turned upside down. He found a letter that this guy Shane had wrote his mom, explaining how much of a great lover she was... that was Carl's decline. He turned into an evil, cold hearted individual who only wanted to look after himself. He was all about his family but now the family he knew was actually a joke... and that's when he realized things would never be the same... and boy was he right. The next day, he woke up and the end of the world was upon us! His mom had gone off and it was just him and his dad trying to survive in a world like they never saw before.

[Carl]

5. List everyone still in the game, including yourself, and say something mean about them.

Andrea - she is a sheep. She really sucks at life and I dont want to know who she really is because I may laugh at her.

Tyreese - He hooked up with crazy ass Michonne... and he sucks at being social.

Glen - is pretty much my bitch. I said let me win immunity, he said, OK!

Tara - shes is weak. She surroudned herself with all strong players to carry her weak ass to the end. I had to coax her through that immunity challenge to take our Michonne! You owe me.

Carl - you are obnoxious. Not sure if thats how you really are but in this game, you are hella obnoxious, bitch!

[Carl]

4. Go to any ORG site (not this one) and post as a guest saying [your name] is going to win Survivor Walking Dead. Post the link.

isurv1vor22.proboards.com/thread/54/advertisement-corruption-v1?page=1&scrollTo=4112

[Carl]

3. List the 50 best survivor players and give a reason.

1. Sandra - she won twice when she shouldn't of but still managed to win over the jury, very impressive.

2. Parvati - she is HOT... and she knows what she is doing physically, socially and sexually!

3. Boston Rob - a four time player and a 2 time final council visitor. Played a great set of seasons... shouldn't of made it as far as he did considering his track record but still got there!

4. Brian - A winner... and a damn good one at that. good socially and at challenges.

5. Yul - for a crazy season with the tribe twist. He worked all tribes and managed to make it all the way to the end.

6. Fireman Tom - He was a genuine good guy that was loyal and did his thing in challenges. Someone people could look up to.

7. Cirie - probably one of the best social players of the game of survivor.

8. Rich - I dont really think words can do rich justice...the fact that when you think SURVIVOR you think RICHARD HATCH... says enough!

9. Rob - another awesome social player! Didn't watch this season but I know he was / is very social.

10. Todd - under-estimated and made it all the way to the end. A slap in teh face to all those people that doubted his size.

11. Russell- hidden immunity idol king! enough said. I dont care. Love his game. cut throat yet respectable. in my eyes anyway

12. Ozzy - the best player to never win! in my opinion. His social game and challenge abilities. Just couldnt win when he needed it the most.

13. Chris - a male winning a game that was dominated by mostly women! kudos to you bro! you figured out a way to work the numbers that season!

14. Stephen - a great player and a more deserving winner I think that JT... but people liked JT more.

15. J.T - good old country boy, southern charm, really worked it. Did great at challenges!

16. Jenna - HOT STUFF! Anyone who strips for a challenge is a winner in my book!

17. Earl - Can't be a winner without being good. Challenge dominance and social awareness in a game like survivor is key.

18. Colby - I like to think Colby set the bar for what the alpha male on Survivor is like...

19. Yau-Man - his age alone is a credit to him. he was one of the oldest survivors since Rudy and lasted just as long!

20. Coach - anyone THAT annoying that makes it to the end of a game deserves props! He had the mastermind of a genius and the personality of a rock.

21. Stephanie - she is hot and got the shitty end of a stick her first time around. she lasted through her own tribes destruction and even survived one tribal past that in a tribe that didnt want her. Props to her.

22. Amanda - Sexy, Social and a challenge threat! Well rounded player.

23. Kenny - a nerd... a freaking nerd... and he did so well. No other explanation needed

24. Lex - he really knew how to work the social game of survivor... minus his run in with my hero, boston rob.

25. Danni - she defeated stephenie, a returning player... and was a beast in challenges and the social game and if I remember correctly, she didnt have to use her beauty as much as some others.

26. Erinn - a scrawny female in a game with a lot of alpha males and she made it to the final 3. She did something right.

27. Jonny Fairplay - his grandmom storyline, enough said! He worked those people over and it worked!!! in the moment.

28. Big Tom - How can you not like big tom!? Not really a challenge threat but he was like everyones grandpop!

29. Aras - challenge threat, little cocky, social... used his charm to his advantage.

30. Amber - Dont know if she would of done as well if Rob wasn't there to save her ass but she pulled out the win regardless. Very social and knew how to use the people around her to get to where she got.

31. Terry - A challenge threat that made it to the final 3... thats saying something.

32. Sash - a social player, very out of his element and made it all the way to final 3.

32. Tina - age is a factor with Tina. I liked her the first time around but after B v. W she dropped for me but one hell of a competitor and genuine lady.

33. Ami - HOT, dont care if shes a lesbian. She realized what was going on in her season with the numbers between guys / girls on tribes and made sure things didnt go down wrong.

34. Rafe - social player, in with the right people, challenge winner. Final 3 finishers.

35. Bob - for being old, he did GREAT! One hell of a winner. A SMART player who made up for his lack of physical prowless with his brain power.

36. Brenda - HOT! did well in challenges but not really social aspects.

37. Sophie - kind of like a female BOB. not much strength for physical competition but the brain power of a mull!

38. Peih-Gee - obnoxious as hell, went whatever way the wind blew but that was her strategy and it got her to the final 5.

39. Marty - he was a strong player in nicarague. Not always on the right side of things but did well in challenges and was good at being social, didnt work out to well for him but hey, what can you do?

40. Kathy - for a women her age, her game was very respectable. She made up for her lack of physical prowless with the social game of everyones "mother".

41. Tyson - B v. W was his time to shine. Immunity wins and people loving him for whatever reason. Cant say I agree but he played one hell of a game there... his 3rd(?) time around?!

42. Vecepia - A very social player. I dont remember her being a challenge winner... but she worked the people of Marquise. Ashame the only person people remember form marquise is Boston Rob.

43. Eliza - She is another player who I am surprised how far she got based off of how annoying she is! but good for her though!

44. Jonathon - social, he knew what he was doing out there. With the right crowd, I think he could take it to the end.

45. James - challenge beast

46. Rupert Boneham - entertainment value -- can you tell im tired of writing?

47. Fabio - challenge beast and social but REALLY REALLY boring!

48. Natalie - for a newbie.. making it to the final 4 with the females in that season is mighty impressive. She was a fan of the show, so it seemed because she knew what she was doing.

49. Natalie - she worked her surroundings and did her thing in physical competitions when she needed to! She took a backseat to Russel and let him take the blows for their alliances and she just rode his coattails to victory.

50. Philip - i hate phillip... but he has to be one of the most entertaining survivors to ever play the game... if he comes back again, i just hope he brings pants!

[Carl]

Post 50 reasons why you suck at this game

1. I am never around half the time
2. I am horrible at keeping my lies straight, so I allienate people.
3. I get overly excited when things go my way.
4. I get extremely pissed off when things don't go my way.
5. I tend to say too much too soon #POSTCOUNTTELLSALL
6. I tend to use the like button when I shouldn't because it's rude.
7. I suck at playing mini games on nightmare mode because Im too dumb to figure out controls.
8. I ask way too many questions because I overanalyze the challenges.
9. My clock isn't alligned with the proboard clock.
10. I try to hack people's alias and in return I give mine away.
11. Once you burn me, I pretty much cut you off and I probably need you again
12. I do too many things at once, while doing a challenge.
13. My computer is in a public room, so I try to hide ORGs and sometimes I have to hide in the midde
14. I don't have enough time to dig for 3 hours for an idol
15. people don't know how to just stick to an alliance and play the game ( in the beginning )
16. I dont double check my work before the deadline and I miss walkers and die!
17. I cant read directions. Different from over analyzing, side note!
18. I play with my heart with the people I like, instead of with my head.
19. I don't listen to people and their social cues and continue to be a dick instead of pumping the breaks.
20. I don't play in many ORGs so I dont have a clientelle base to work with when needing friends who arent the game.
21. I dont know anyone in REAL LIFE who uses AIM... so I cant find people to help me! 
22.  My internet is really slow
23.  I am too trustworthy 
24.  i can't win immunities when i need them 
25. that i dont take it as serious as i should and I lose focus on the game as a whole.
26. people continue to attempt to throw me under the bus even though I proed them wrong, eventually tehy will believe it.
27. too unaware of my surroundings, as a whole.
28.  passive aggressive, says Ricky from iSurv1vor India.
29. terrible at puzzles  
30. the stupid twist that gave me 13 different places to live
31.  doubt and questioning of things like the pit. Should you want to go in v.s. should you not want to go in.
32.  I am horrible at drawing and it took me 37 years to draw the cast. 
33.  I had nothing bad to say about TYREESE and GLEN, which made me feel bad when typing it. 
34.  I didnt know how to make myself a guest on the proboard for iSurv1vor for like 5 minutes... #SignOut Idiot! 
35.   Clashed personalities
36.  In my honest opinion, production ( or just the host ) wants to see me fail. 
37.   sleep schedule -- like i should be sleeping now. 
38.   people like glen -- who say that are going to do something and then do something else. 
39.  people on iSurv1vor think it's sexual when you say  "Do you have AIM" -- holding up the process. 
40.  people who actually share their alias and work together based off of them!!! 
41. No one wants to answer my request for AIM... not even my real friends who know what I am up to! 
42.  matching of times to meet with your alliances to ensure you are voting the same 
43.  i panic when I feel like I am sucking and then I end up sucking! 
44.   horrible memory, I hope there isn't a trivia aspect to this?
45.   I can't multitask. i had another one and Tyreese messaged me and I forgot what it was.
46.   I sometimes play too far down the road... instead of playing in the present. 
47.   sometimes I target ONE person and I wont take my mind off that person! Even if I should.  
48.   if I get it in my mind that I am playing for second, I settle of that, instead of pushing harder! 
49.   I can't tell a lie to the people I genuinely like! 
50.   I am CARL... an angry kid... who is apparently the spawn of satan! 

[Carl]

Picture of the cast

[Carl]

8. Find a picture of the survivor who most resembles the game you have been playing, and give a reason.

I am playing a very aggressive, in your face game... there are people who are standing behind me, letting me call the shots and take the blame for everything that is going on... and whoever I take to the final 2 with me will probably take the game, just like natalie did from Russel!

[HOST]

Kirin: (8:32:57 PM) *CARL

[HOST]

jmerrell2010: (8:34:23 PM) CARL

[HOST]

Keisha Ramos: (8:37:03 PM) CARL

[HOST]

Adam Mong: (8:42:57 PM) CARL

[HOST]

Johnathan Penner: (8:59:23 PM) Carl

[Carl]

9:14 - 10:59 -- damn!