Immunity Challenge 11

[Tyreese]

Hit me wit yo best shot

[Tyreese]

Copying for easy reference

1. Draw a picture of the whole cast. Use paint or some similar program. No copy and pasting pictures. Everyone must be labeled. Upload the picture and post it.

2. Write a short story about your characters life before the apocalypse. Must be at least 300 words.

3. List the 50 best survivor players and give a reason.

4. Go to any ORG site (not this one) and post as a guest saying [your name] is going to win Survivor Walking Dead. Post the link.

5. List everyone still in the game, including yourself, and say something mean about them.

6. Get 5 people to IM me your characters name. I don’t care who they are, as long as they are not in this game.

7. Post 50 reasons why you suck at this game.

8. Find a picture of the survivor who most resembles the game you have been playing, and give a reason.

[Tyreese]

1. In the order they currently appear in the header:

[Tyreese]

5. Andrea is a whiny bitch. Carl thinks he's cool for stirring up shit, but it just makes him look like a little wiener. Glen is a follower with no game of his own. Tara would be nowhere if her three alliance-mates didn't take pity on her. Reezy is a cocky bastard.

[Tyreese]

7)
1. I am too cocky.
2. Any one of my alliance members could destroy my game at any time.
3. Without getting lucky and winning the vote nullifier in the auction, I would've been out by now
4. I let others do my bidding for me.
5. I'm not good enough in challenges.
6. Michonne will never vote for me to win.
7. Daryl will never vote for me to win.
8. Andrea will never vote for me to win.
9. Shane will never vote for me to win.
10. I completely flubbed the staircase challenge and let Michonne survive too long.
11. I completely flubbed the Pit challenge and almost let Michonne survive again.
12. I don't know how to keep my mouth shut.
13. I betray people too easily.
14. Trying to sell my "Reezy" brand comes off as forced and unfunny.
15. Giving my alliance-mates nicknames is a paper thin attempt at keeping them loyal.
16. My confessionals aren't descriptive enough.
17. I lied to Shane
18. I lied to Michonne
19. I lied to Andrea
20. I lied to Governor
21. I pick a black character so white players will think I'm cool
22. I don't know how to get rid of the "unread posts" notification on the Councils forum on the front page.
23. I am almost singlehandedly responsible for Maggie getting eliminated.
24. I was 95% sure Daryl had the idol and still voted for Andrea
25. I am not sneaky when throwing challenges.
26. We didn't split the vote last round.
27. I haven't been IMing people to build relationships
28. I ran and hid after I betrayed the Woodbury Alliance instead of answering for my actions
29. I am being too transparent about trying to make sure Tara goes home at final four.
30. I am going to stab Tara in the back
31. I am going to stab Carl in the back
32. I am going to trash Glen in front of the jury
33. I am going to be unable to complete at least one of the tasks given to me.
34. I base my entire persona off of early 2000s rap videos
35. I have only seen half a season of the Walking Dead
36. I have read all the Walking Dead comics
37. I am a pretentious fuck who insists "The comix r better!" when somebody mentions TWD
38. I keep getting distracted while writing this
39. I just had to check if it was 50 or 100 reasons
40. My reasons are getting more and more tenuous
41. I am self-conscious about my challenge ability and assert it to my allies whenever possible
42. When I assert my ability I paint a target on myself
43. I know 41 and 42, yet continue to make the same mistakes
44. My overconfidence is unfounded as this is only my 2nd game ever
45. I was in 5 different f2/3/4 deals at one point in this game
46. My deal with Shane was completely unnecessary
47. My deal with Andrea was completely unnecessary
48. I admitted to my allies that I was in an alliance with Governor and voted him off
49. My attempts to explain myself only make me look more guilty
50. I am a smartass to hosts

[Tyreese]

3)
1. Sandra - 2 for 2, and I firmly believe she could win any season with her strategy
2. Todd Herzog - Doesn't get enough credit for dominating his season + Great FTC
3. Brian Heidik - Domination from a complete sociopath
4. Cirie - Hilarious and adorable. Would've won if she had known what game she was playing in S16
5. Tina Wesson - Won the season where everyone was scared of alliances
6. Teresa from Africa - Hilarious and could've won EASILY if she wasn't on a fail-tribe
7. Denise Stapley - Was on a fail-tribe; still won
8. Tony Vlachos - Crazy motherfucker that had a huge target and still won
9. Parvati Shallow - Finally has the strategic chops to match her social game
10. Tyson Apostol - When he's trying to win, he's a force of nature
11. Richard Hatch - Won when nobody knew how to win
12. Yul Kwon - Coasted to an easy win
13. Rob Cesternino - Best to never win, and I think he's the first non-winner I posted right?
14. Boston Rob - RI was an easy win with dumb players, but he showed chops before that
15. Deena from Amazon - Hilarious, smart, and I apparently have a thing for older ladies
16. Vecepia - Underrated winner, great UTR player
17. Kim Spradlin - I forgot to put her in until now. Won easily vs. a weak cast, but still ...
18. J.T. Thomas - Great social player who got a hard-earned win
19. Stephen Fischbach - Not a good enough talker to earn a vote vs. J.T. but still a good strategic mind
20. Tom Westman - Wire-to-wire winner, which is super impressive
21. Earl Cole - Perfect game much?
22. Colby - Very underrated player. Wasn't just a challenge beast in Australia
23. Chris Daugherty - tbh I should've put him top 10, but I forgot. My guy.
24. Ami Cusack - Awesome player who got a little too Yertle the Turtle-y
25. Amanda Kimmel - Horrible FTCs, but made the finals twice in a row.
26. Aras - Basically a male Vecepia.
27. Ethan Zohn - Solid win from a good dude
28. John Cochran - Ugh. Fine. He won.
29. Danni Boatwright - See 28
30. Sophie Clarke - See 29
31. Jenna Morasca - See 30, probably the second weakest winner, but hey she got a cool mil
32. Jonny Fairplay - Great game nestled within a great character
33. Jerri Manthey - Pretty awesome in HvV
34. Russel Hantz - Ugh. If he ever figures out how to not be a huge douche, he could be awesome.
35. Amber Brkich - Would be higher if not for her weak showing in Australia, but she was underrated in Allstars
36. Bob Crowley - I hear he's super creepy IRL and I don't like him, but hey, he won.
37. Ken from Gabon - Great arc and growth as he became a mastermind
38. Robb Zbacnik - Hilarious and great growth as a person
39. Clay Jordan - Hilarious, if a bit unlikable
40. Helen from Thailand - Hilarious, if a little loyal for her own good
41. Spencer Bledsoe - Very close to winning Cagayan
42. Malcolm Freberg - Awesome player, knocked down a few spots because my girlfriend has a crush on him
43. Matty from Gabon - Should have won. Great character. Great gameplay. Screwed by Sugar.
44. Bobdawg (Exile Island) - STRAIGHT GANGSTA and the dude has a law degree from Stanford!
45. Sean Rector - Hilarious and also didn't take no shit from nobody.
46. Courtney Yates - She is hilarious and I love her
47. Coach - Funniest character in the history of ever.
48. Crystal Cox - Did awesome despite being the worst Olympian ever in challenges
49. Randy Bailey - Totally underrated. Great competitor and strategist.
50. Ozzy - Smug douche, but you can't argue with results.

[Tyreese]

8.

In control. Always has a plan. Black.